February 2008
Three of the Finest Bike Wheels Money Can Buy →
January 2008
“Tuesdays and Fridays are killing days”
– From a friend who works at an abortion clinic
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Patrick Bateman: Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?
Paul Allen: They're OK.
Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
AF General: Spy Satellite Could Hit US →
AF General: Spy Satellite Could Hit US
“We’re not predicting that Google’s growth will accelerate —...”
– As Downturn Looms, Google Looks Recession-Proof-wired.com
Apple Prohibits iTunes Movie Rentals on... →
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{ Music } Foxhole - Push/Pull
Foxhole first began regular rehearsals in November 2000. The brainchild of founding members Adam Moore and Nathan Mcbroom, and finding practice space in various places onWestern Kentucky University’s campus, Foxhole was heavily influenced by other Kentucky bands such as Slint and June of ‘44. The first performance featured Nathan on guitar and bass, Adam on guitar, Matthew and Joey...
“Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I’m not sure...”
– Patrick Bateman, American Psycho (via miguelpiresdarosa) (via browneyes)
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The Six Parts Seven - Everywhere and Right Here
“I knew a guy who was dyslexic. He was also cross-eyed. So everything came out...”
– Gummo (1997)
Cowboy: Damn you, rabbit! You smell like fuckin' piss!
Cowboy #1: This rabbit fuckin' stinks! He smells like PUSSY!... He smells like the asshole!... He smells like wetback dick!
Cowboy #2: He Smells LIKE A PILE O' BULLSHIT!
The Untold Story: How the iPhone Blew Up the... →
This is a pretty good read if you have the time.
“It turns out one of the people on his friends list had a link on his or her...”
– School Cop Investigated for Porn Link on Friend’s MySpace Profile — Updated | Threat Level from Wired.com
Join the Navy, Kill Some Whales →
I really didn’t have anything to say or have anything on my mind after reading this article. It’s just absolutely amazing what people do to our environment.
Smart Links Test
This is a test for the book Fight Club
Site Face Lift (Update)
Hi everyone, I changed the site a little bit. I moved on to using Tumblr and changed around the colours around. I have already started packing the first few rounds of postcards that will be going out and I hope to receive a few back from those who volunteered. At the very top of this page is a gigantic search bar for you to view past posts. Some key searches for you to keep in mind are: {...
Free Handmade Postcards
I was cleaning out my painting studio the other night and I ran across a lot of stuff I would work on in between bigger pieces for shows or commission pieces. The gist of them were handmade postcards that would eventually serve as templates for bigger paintings. For anyone that would like one of these postcards please feel free to email me or leave a comment and I’ll send one to you. My email...
Tesla Roadster passes federal standards, can be... →
Gallery: Homemade Bombs, From Richard Reid's Shoe... →
“This is an inert replica of one of Unabomber Ted Kaczynski’s letter bombs. The yellow coil that looks like an ethernet cable is actually a piece of detcord, which is a flexible explosive commonly used in (legal) building demolition because it burns at a predictable rate of 6,000 meters per second.”
Learning From Failure: Apple's Most Notorious... →
Günter Eder, Roman Breier, grafisches Büro →
Great Design, Typography and Branding.
“It’s taken Portishead over ten years to craft their follow-up to...”
– Pitchfork: Portishead Reveal Album Release Date, Creative Title
Lil Wayne's Borderline Drug Bust →
The self-proclaimed “Best Rapper Alive” was released a little before 2 p.m. Wednesday on a $10,185 bond after being arraigned via video at Wellton Justice Court, about 35 miles east of Yuma, E! Online has confirmed
Jesse (Cousin): Right, look at that skirt she's kind
Jayson (Brother): I think that's her boyfriend looking at us looking at her.
Jairus (Me): I bet she takes monster dumps.
Jesse: Dude, you always have to ruin the moment. Are you just plain miserable?
Jayson: No, I think he's just plain gay.
Jairus: Jesse, your breath stinks and Jayson you're just plain ugly.
Winehouse Is Shown in Apparent Drug Use - New York... →
Why am I not surprised
“There is no way I’m going to the market to buy you a tube of Vagisil.”
“If you don’t understand my accent you can find another teacher, but we all...”
– my russian math teacher
Heath Ledger, Actor, Is Found Dead at 28 - New... →
Such sad news.